I once had a pseudo-girlfriend. It would be like in the TV shows - a friend with benefits except without the benefits, but all the responsibilities of the girlfriend with a girl who acknowledges it. Those guys who find themselves trapped in a perpetual friend zone situation know exactly what I’m talking about.

I found myself in a similar situation today, except with a golf ball. We’ll call it pseudo-golf. I had a club, a tee, and even felt as if I was perpetually under the microscope with roughly 6 billion people watching my every move. The club understood that I was going to swing it and likewise the golf ball knew that it was about to be hit (sort of) in the general direction of the green. The only thing missing, you ask? A green, I answer.

Yes, I found myself at an indoor driving range this evening. So Adelaide has an indoor firing range, an indoor driving range and a City Beach with no water, only sand (which I suppose equates to beach). I’m really starting to think we do live upside down here.

All in all it was a good pseudo-golf game. We’ll have to do that again.

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