I feel like crap. Death, even. Actually, I feel like the stuff that Crap just pooped. Who’d have thought that was possible. I surely didn’t. It seems I’m relapsing, reliving my life-death struggle with a bad bout of Iraqnacrap I had a few years ago. Dang it.
Oh, well. Apart from having no memory of yesterday [...]

So, it’s my last few hours in Australia and as I sit at the airport I find myself thinking about my experience here. I’ve had a good time. I’ve met a lot of interesting people, ate some interesting things, and in my little sojourn here I even met one of my goals: I have lived [...]

Have you ever wondered what made stupid people tick? Unlike an amigo of mine, whose angst glands swell in the presence of stupid people, requiring immediate medical attention, stupid people typically don’t bother me too much. They’re stupid and I don’t worry about them. Until now…
It should come as no surprise to you, my intelligent [...]

I once had a pseudo-girlfriend. It would be like in the TV shows - a friend with benefits except without the benefits, but all the responsibilities of the girlfriend with a girl who acknowledges it. Those guys who find themselves trapped in a perpetual friend zone situation know exactly what I’m talking about.
I found myself [...]