Thirty-five minutes ago I woke up feeling nauseous. I wasn’t completely sure why until I opened my eyes and a pain best described as two ice picks trying to enter my body through my ocular cavities intruded itself on my consciousness. I have never wished that a Neanderthal would perform his notion of brain surgery [...]

It’s hard to be single in a taken world.
I have become convinced, during my almost thirty years of life, that I have been disproportionately allotted luck with the femmes. These days it seems you have to be a jerk, a moron, or a fool to get a girl. If you show an ounce of intelligence, [...]

Ever have one of those moments where the senses are fooled into believing you are someplace else?
I had one such moment today.
Today is Sunday, which typically is Pizza Hut day. El Jefe knocked on my door to see if I wanted to go eat supper, to which I replied, “Do I want free food, or [...]

Today, whilst I was returning from a tour, which I took because of a pretty girl, I pondered what I have decided was a very greek thought. One might call it an epiphany.
The Greeks as you know were philosophers, mathematicians, warriors, poets, and playwrites. Having spent some time here I believe some of the [...]

Tis a sad day.
After my blasting post* of olive lovers I found out the gal that I have come to refer to as the “British Model” (I don’t think I refer to anyone by their christian names - odd but very OMD I suppose) is in fact an olive lover.
What am I to do?
The only [...]